Death and Taxes

Tax his cow, tax his goat

Tax his pants, tax his coat

Tax his crops, tax his work

Tax his tie, tax his shirt

Tax his chew, tax his smoke

Teach him taxes are no joke.

Tax his tractor, tax his mule

Teach him taxes are the rule.

Tax his oil, tax his gas

Tax his notes, tax his cash

Tax him good and let him know-

After taxes he has no dough.

If he hollers, tax him more

Tax him till he's good and sore,

Tax his coffin, tax his grave

Tax the sod in which he lays.

Put these words upon his tomb,

"Taxes drove me to my doom"

And after he's gone he can't relax,

They'll still be after inheritance Tax!