Friday, August 12, 2011

Status

Facebook can be really boring at times, but lately there have been quite a number of interesting, inspiring or simply comical status updates. Enjoy!
Jacob was a cheater, Peter had a temper, David had an affair, Noah got drunk, Jonah ran from God, Paul was a murderer, Gideon was insecure, Miriam was a gossiper, Martha was a worrier, Thomas was a doubter, Sara was impatient, Elijah was moody, Moses stuttered, Zaccheus was short, Abraham was old, and Lazarus was DEAD.... Now, what's YOUR excuse? Can God use you or not? ~~~ God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the CALLED!!!
"What if you woke up today with only the things you thanked God for yesterday?"
--- Michael Hyatt
 "In the Bible, Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz. While waiting on your Boaz, don't settle for ANY of his relatives; Brokeaz, Poaz, Lyinaz, Cheatinaz, Dumbaz, Downlowaz, Cheapaz, Lockedupaz, Goodfornothinaz, Lazyaz or Marriedaz! And especially his third cousin Beatinyoaz. Please...wait on your Boaz & make sure he respects Yoaz!"
"In a world of seemingly inescapable obscurity we strive desperately to understand our place within the structure of human society." -Max
"Criminals thrive on the indulgence of society's understanding." - Casey

1 comment:

~Courtney Jo~ said...

Wow! Those are all REALLY good quotes.. I really like them-- and I think I'll end up reading them all tomorrow morning again.. I especially like the one about waking up with only the things that you thanked God for yesterday.. that would be really interesting to see what you ended up with..